I’ll get you started.
For $10, I would spray someone with a shaken coke.
For $100 I would shout “Theatre” at a crowded fire.
For $1,000 I would dance on a balcony at Mardi-gras, while lifting my shirt for beads (no one wants to see a fat man do this).
For $10,000 I would eat whatever bug you put in front of me… live (provided it wasn’t designed to kill me when I did eat it. Poisonus bugs need not apply. Horned worms should be de-horned, prior to eating.)
For $100,000 I would walk to my mailbox, and back, naked. (My mailbox is at the end of my block, around the corner. I’m midway down the block. It’s a long block.)
For $1,000,000 I would go on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, act extremely uncomfortable around the Fab 5, until the very end, where I profess my undying love for Carson and claim that he has converted me… then propose. (I would, of course, prefer the Fab 5 to be in on it, beforehand, but if neccesary, I would do it without their prior knowledge.)

What about you?

As usual, there are a couple of caveats:
1) You will not go to prison for this. It has suddenly become legal for you to kill precisely one person, one time in your life.

2) You cannot kill George W. Bush (sorry).

3) You understand that your answer, and the answers of other people, in no way mean that you/they are actually considering murder. This question is for entertainment purposes only, and all such responses should be considered for entertainment, only. Absolutely no IP addresses are logged.

If you could care one disease. Any disease, but only one. The cure would be immediate and permenant, the disease would be wiped off the face of the planet. What disease, and why?

Here are the rules:
1) Any executive order you enact will not be overturned during the current administration. (In other words, if you say do it, it is done, and is not reversed later on.)

2) Anything you do must be within the legal limits of what the President is able to do (to the best of your knowledge.)

3) You can not enact an order to completely disband our military, or weapons stockpiles of any sort.

4) You may end the war in Iraq, but c’mon… there’s gotta be something else you want to do.

5) You may do as many things as you think you can comfortably fit into a day.

Have a ball!

To start this feature out, this coming week will feature three posts (including today’s) in this category.  Here’s the first:

If you could build the ultimate blogging platform, what features would it contain (and especially what features would it contain that aren’t normally found in a blogging platform by default).